rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

image

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  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
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