clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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metalhearted:

*me being sleepy in class*

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viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(Source: aphprussia)

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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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